Wednesday, December 2, 2009
In my world, however, there's a limit to what "best" gets to entail. "Best" should be that they are an 9 out of 10 when it comes to really taking a hard look at their life. Things are good (aside from the tiny pin pricks, it's only fair they have them too), but not perfect and they can live with that. For example, best does not mean the other person winning the lotto, but winning a few scheckles in your weekly pocker game is cool. This does not mean I hope they get to ride off into the sunset with the girl of their dreams and it most certainly does not mean I hope they stumble into an amazing career and be all successful and happy.
Am I bitter? Maybe. Do I feel like being over or above it all? Not really. Should I not Google when I can't handle all possible results? Probably. These are all realizations one comes to when attempting to live life like an adult.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
By the way I'm going to win this so watch for my Inca-rrrific blog posts this April!!
Friday, September 4, 2009
Also yet another reason I shouldn't be left to babysit....I will dress your child like a fancy food the plate them on a bed of lemons. Don't tempt me lady!! Doooooon't you tempt me!!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sorry to say manfriends but it's true. It's pretty rare that I deem a woman good enough, smart enough or pretty enough to be with the men in my life. Not that I don't think she's cool and prefectly acceptable for some other smuck out there, I just hold the women you date to a higher standard.
That is all.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Last night I found out that once again, Martha Stewart can bite me, because marshmallows are not as easy to make as they seem. . . . . .or maybe I shouldn't be drinking while making them. Needless to say batch #1 was a total failure! Don't you worry marshmallows, I'll be back to conquer you with a vengence. . . . . . . .as soon as I get a stand mixer.
Friday, April 3, 2009
I totally understand if your jealousy and envy are too much to control right now. It is a pretty awesome set up. I'm predicting some fresh strawberry jam and for sure some amazing strawberry cocktails to be made within one week. Straw-tini anyone?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
1) Last night I finished the crocheted part of my crazy Japanese pattern bag. It's really inspired me to go out and find more of these patterns b/c it looks so cool. Now all I have to do it line it but it's going to be SICK. Look out friends, I may be mass producing these and gifting them so put in your color preference now!
Get the pattern and so many more here (for free!).
2) I have found the best craft site ever in the history of the world. OK that's a bit dramatic, but I'm all about it right now. http://www.esty.com/ Visit it, love it, buy my crap.
3) And for today's "What-the-fuck-ever-Martha" moment I give you this.......
Yeah, that's a rose made out of tissue paper, like I'm supposed to have time to just whip that shit up in my spare time. Damn you Martha, just when I feel like I'm getting on top of my crafting game you raise the bar. Damn you infernal woman!
HOWEVER, I do feel that my bag is way cooler than this sillly paper flower so there! :)
4) BIG PLANS tonight, Snuggies have been pimped and are ready to take SF by storm! Bring it on Polk Street! I'll report back later with tales of our evening....
Monday, March 16, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Damn you CNN, damn you and your fancy Internet streaming video! You forced me to go old school and listen to the inauguration of the radio like my grandmother. I curse you CNN, Curse you to live out all of your days reporting on dull uninteresting topics. May FOX NEWS break all major stories from now until the end of time!!
Only highpoint, watching G-Dub and his plastic face wife leave the Whitehouse for good. Peace out bitch!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
You can take a tour of my new house here. I think my favorite part is the kitchen, and the outdoor kitchen. Can you say PAR-TAY??
I'll be accepting reservations for summer in Sonoma as soon as I have my new keys. You can also go online now ans select what gifts HGTV is giving me for my housewarming party.