Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Ten things you should know....

I'm a firm believer in waiving ones freak flag, it's important and critical to knowing who you are as a person. If you don't have a freak flag or think that there are zero skeletons in your closet it's safe to say that you have zero idea of who you are. No one, and I mean NO ONE, is that perfect. I'm not saying you should go around telling your personal business to the world, just that it's OK to let people know some of your quirks.

That said, here's a little freak flag waiving of my own....

10 Freaky Things
  1. I love garden gnomes and I own at least 6. They have names too, because everything needs a name.
  2. I have issues with "M" foods. Mushrooms, Marshmallows, Meatloaf.......yucky!
  3. Taylor Swift, Downtown Joe's and Road Bikers send me into a blind rage.
  4. I only wear socks once and a "wearing" is one time on the foot and one time off. Once the sock is off the foot it's dirty. Good thing I live in flip flops.
  5. I have an irrational and paralizing fear of needles and the dentist. This is why I have no tattoos and floss regularly. Aren't my parent's lucky?
  6. If it starts between 2am and 10am I'm going to be late for it. There are few things that happen in the wee hours of the morning that I care enough about to get out of bed for.
  7. I can't stand a poorly made cocktail. That's just bad manners.
  8. I LOVE sleeping in.....I'm not so into taking naps. It's like buying a new car and only driving it to the mailbox, why bother.
  9. I love an old timey craft project. Knitting, crochet, sewing, making jam, I love it all!
  10. I can't respect you if you are ridiculous. Respect is earned, if you can't at least try to a normal, rational, person some of the time I just can't deal with you.