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Thanks Benita. Mad love for your call'in it like it is.
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Nothing brings a girl more satsisfaction that dishing out a good verbal lashing.
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Great quotes from great ranters
"He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, 'Vodka soda.' If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shot gun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?" - Casey on George's drink offer, 27 Dresses
"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand."
- Randy Pausck
"Gentleman. It's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. It comes from our teachers, and more importantly, our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world including cigarettes so that one day when they get older, they can choose for themselves."
-Nick Naylor, Thank you for Smoking
"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand."
- Randy Pausck
"Gentleman. It's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. It comes from our teachers, and more importantly, our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world including cigarettes so that one day when they get older, they can choose for themselves."
-Nick Naylor, Thank you for Smoking
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I shared that line with one of my friends, & it's becoming a LEGENDARY one-liner!
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